i need a date

at work everyday i get drilled about why i’m single right now and then get told which of my coworkers are going to take me on a date. ugh i need to go on a fun date some day soon so i can get them all off my case hahaha. the frist day one of the women asked me if i had a boy friend in the first minutes of meeting me. i told her no and she was so surprised and proceeded to inform every male coworker that i was single and to ask me out. it was awkward but funny. Now don’t get me wrong i have attractive coworkers. two of them are my age and i think they’re really cute. they both flirt and what not but they’re both pretty quite so i’m not actually sure if they’re interested. another is older by 9 years and not like drop dead gorgeous but still not unattractive at all and he has these beautiful dreads so obviously that means i’m in love with him, and he has very clearly shown that he’s intersted. asked me on a date semijokingly and tells me he “likes my shape” and doesn’t understand why i’m single. then there is one of my managers who’s only 21 but cute and flirts but he’s not my normal type (cause he’s white lol) but i’m not ruling him out haha. another of my mangers who’s 30 today kept telling me we’re going out on a date and what not. and then finally is the oldest male coworker to show interest, he has a son my age, i’m not sure how old he is but whatever, he’s older by a lot. and i’m not intersted him in that way at all. he had started out seeming like a father figure but he’s ruinded that now! telling me we could keep it a secret and shit and he also kept telling me he “likes my shape” and things like how he likes the way my pants fit me. and how i couldn’t resting my sexy self on something and other crap like that. smfh. these boys are all ridiculous. they all make me laugh and i’m not opposed to flirting but they’re killing me over here! but the oldest guy and my managers, i just don’t really know what to do about them. bleeeeeeeh help! i just need a boyfriend so this nonsense can end! whether it’s one of them or someone from outside! i just need my life to calm down and not be worrying about all of these men/boys.